✤ Two rich men were chatting with each other.
The first said, "I have so much wealth that I can buy the whole world".
The second interrupted, "only when I am ready to sell".
✤ Judge : How dare you steal this diamond necklace from the shop?
Thief : It was written there, don't miss the golden opportunity.
✤ One day there were two friends one said. "I will rub the world", Second said, "I will not give my eraser."
✤ Son : Father you had planted a rose stem a week before. But till now it has not developed any root.
Father : How do you know that, son.
Son : Because I take the steam out every day to check it.
✤ Man : Have you ever shaved a donkey?
Barber : No, but let me try.
Come and sit on the bench.