✣ Teacher : Who can speak Bengali, here?
Ram : Teacher, I can.
Teacher : Ok, speak.
Ram : Bengali.
Ram : Teacher, I can.
Teacher : Ok, speak.
Ram : Bengali.
✣ Teacher : Can anyone tell me what is 6*7?
Student : 42
Teacher : Now tell me what is 7*6?
Student : 24
✣ Son : Dad, we will soon become rich.
Dad : How?
Son : You know, our teacher taught us how to convert paisa into rupees.
✣ Policeman to a Bike Driver : Why don't you switch the head lights on?
Driver : Because the lights is everywhere.
Policeman : So could yo take out air from your eyes?
Driver : Why?
Policeman : Because there is air everywhere.
✣ Karan : Hello, who tied this knot in your handkerchief?
Arjun : My Mom
Karan : Why did she did it?
Arjun : So that I should not forget to post this letter?
Karan : So did you post the letter.
Arjun : No, my mom forgot to give it to me.